1 00:00:01,535 --> 00:00:03,532 Previously on "Black Monday"... 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:06,795 Pfaffashions goes public in 12 weeks, 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,858 so I'm here to trim the fat. 4 00:00:08,863 --> 00:00:10,520 I'm DJing at House Cat. 5 00:00:10,525 --> 00:00:11,942 Stop by. Be good to see you. 6 00:00:11,947 --> 00:00:14,324 I want Dawn to manage my career. 7 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:16,927 It was your woman that ordered the McDLT. 8 00:00:16,932 --> 00:00:19,050 You wish that we had had 9 00:00:19,055 --> 00:00:21,312 the same kind of relationship that Nomi and I have. 10 00:00:21,317 --> 00:00:24,516 Is that why Nomi asked me to hold on to her ring? 11 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:26,179 You should worry. Somebody's out to kill you. 12 00:00:26,183 --> 00:00:27,419 Who are you vultures? 13 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:28,983 The killers obviously. 14 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,385 - Whoa! - Aah! 15 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:33,392 Ohh... 16 00:00:46,506 --> 00:00:49,345 Man, these three are so underrated. 17 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,387 These guys didn't just go into the studio, 18 00:00:51,392 --> 00:00:53,330 - play their head, and blow. - Exactly. 19 00:00:53,335 --> 00:00:55,832 - This is thoughtful shit. - Yeah. 20 00:00:55,837 --> 00:00:57,975 I'd love to make a trio record like this. 21 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:00,838 And you can, if you sign with Kokomo Co Records. 22 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:03,343 We're a pure jazz label for serious musicians 23 00:01:03,348 --> 00:01:05,764 like yourself, Ellis... no bullshit here. 24 00:01:07,771 --> 00:01:10,890 - Uh... - That. Yeah. 25 00:01:10,895 --> 00:01:13,453 "Girls Just... Girls Just Want to Have Fun". 26 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:16,216 It's not jazz, but a powerful message, nonetheless, right? 27 00:01:16,221 --> 00:01:17,298 ? I come home ? 28 00:01:17,302 --> 00:01:18,839 ? In the morning light ? 29 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:21,482 Sorry, i-is this the Alvin and the Chipmunks version? 30 00:01:21,487 --> 00:01:23,585 I'm not, uh, familiar with... 31 00:01:23,589 --> 00:01:26,388 I don't... good ear. Actually, one second, Ellis. 32 00:01:26,393 --> 00:01:28,510 - Right back. - ? Girls, they wanna have ? 33 00:01:28,515 --> 00:01:29,791 - ? Fu-un ? - Hey. 34 00:01:29,796 --> 00:01:31,393 ? Oh, girls ? 35 00:01:31,398 --> 00:01:33,195 - ? They wanna have fun ? - Hey. 36 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,398 What the fuck is going on out here? 37 00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:35,420 We are celebrating. 38 00:01:35,424 --> 00:01:36,941 The Chipmunks just went platinum. 39 00:01:36,946 --> 00:01:38,378 I got one of the most important jazz drummers 40 00:01:38,382 --> 00:01:39,382 in the... wow. 41 00:01:39,387 --> 00:01:40,524 Ha. Stunning. 42 00:01:40,529 --> 00:01:42,046 - Thank you. - Yeah. 43 00:01:42,051 --> 00:01:43,607 Look, this guy sitting in my office 44 00:01:43,612 --> 00:01:45,850 has offers from every jazz label in the fucking city, 45 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,012 and you guys are out here wilding out 46 00:01:47,016 --> 00:01:48,714 on some literal cartoon shit. 47 00:01:48,719 --> 00:01:51,497 I'm sorry, but Dawn hooked us up with some stacks, so... 48 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:53,339 Jesus Christ. 49 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,322 And how many goddamn times you gonna remodel the office? 50 00:01:55,326 --> 00:01:56,823 I needed a new fish tank. 51 00:01:56,828 --> 00:01:58,830 - You needed what? - A fish tank! 52 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:00,888 Uh... 53 00:02:00,893 --> 00:02:02,169 how'd I miss the sharks? 54 00:02:02,174 --> 00:02:03,811 It's cool, right? That one has stripes. 55 00:02:03,816 --> 00:02:06,294 Hey, uh, could you put a little more fabric 56 00:02:06,299 --> 00:02:07,895 in the, you know, everywhere? 57 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,858 She's-she's supposed to look rich, not expensive. 58 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,141 And you know what, fuck you, Yass. 59 00:02:11,145 --> 00:02:12,482 You're supposed to be on my team 60 00:02:12,487 --> 00:02:13,744 and in that goddamn meeting. 61 00:02:13,749 --> 00:02:15,046 You don't like my Grammy outfit? 62 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:17,206 No, no, no, it's not that, babe, I love it. Really. 63 00:02:17,211 --> 00:02:18,288 It's-it's-it's gorgeous. 64 00:02:18,293 --> 00:02:20,892 I just wish it left a little bit more to the imagination. 65 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:21,992 - Where? - Yassir. 66 00:02:21,997 --> 00:02:23,216 One second, queen. 67 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,895 - There you go. - Ah, thank you. 68 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:27,318 You know, Mo, 69 00:02:27,323 --> 00:02:29,460 it's called the Grammys, not the Grandmas. 70 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:30,543 - Mm. - And the audience 71 00:02:30,547 --> 00:02:32,664 has no imagination, okay? 72 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:35,067 She's got one shot to make a first impression on 'em, 73 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:37,129 and it's gonna be, "God damn!" 74 00:02:39,237 --> 00:02:40,373 Can you take this up... 75 00:02:40,378 --> 00:02:42,055 Yassir, you think we need to see more ass? 76 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,298 You definitely wanna peek a cheek, you know? 77 00:02:44,303 --> 00:02:45,900 Isn't this exciting, Mo? 78 00:02:45,905 --> 00:02:48,783 Dawn got us invited to Clive Davis's party. 79 00:02:48,788 --> 00:02:51,206 Mm, well, as you know, I think awards for art 80 00:02:51,211 --> 00:02:52,709 - are wack as shit. - Oh. 81 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,706 You should win a Grandma for that sentence. 82 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:55,711 Come on. 83 00:02:55,716 --> 00:02:56,874 Look at the Emmys alone. 84 00:02:56,878 --> 00:02:59,336 They get Lead Actor in a Comedy wrong every year. 85 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:00,417 - Mm. - You're telling me 86 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:02,660 that dude from Empty Nest is funnier than Kadeem Hardison? 87 00:03:02,664 --> 00:03:03,841 Psshh! Gimme a break. 88 00:03:03,846 --> 00:03:05,222 And what about Gimme a Break!? 89 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,885 And what about Gimme a Break!? 90 00:03:06,890 --> 00:03:08,767 - Ohh... - Don't help me. 91 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,588 Listen. Your business is your business, 92 00:03:10,593 --> 00:03:13,211 but right now, your business is fucking with my business. 93 00:03:13,216 --> 00:03:15,054 Keep that trash down. 94 00:03:15,059 --> 00:03:17,296 Whoa, wait a minute, excuse you? 95 00:03:17,301 --> 00:03:21,081 That trash, along with the other artists that I sign, 96 00:03:21,086 --> 00:03:22,522 is keeping you in business 97 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:24,125 with guys like little drummer boy in there... 98 00:03:24,129 --> 00:03:25,367 - Okay... - Who, in success, 99 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,167 would probably be a net loss. 100 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,629 - Shh! - And definitely a net 101 00:03:28,634 --> 00:03:30,173 - who the fuck cares? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, 102 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,974 calling Alvin and the Chipmunks artists 103 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,976 is like me calling you to find out 104 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,379 where I could find some artists. 105 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,061 What? 106 00:03:38,066 --> 00:03:39,985 I'm saying she doesn't know where artists would be, 107 00:03:39,989 --> 00:03:41,727 so why would I call her to ask where artists are? 108 00:03:41,731 --> 00:03:44,950 We got it. It's just, why do it? 109 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:46,392 I don't know shit. Hmm. 110 00:03:46,397 --> 00:03:47,996 Well, that's surprising, 'cause it looks like 111 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,757 I'm the bitch who came up with the idea 112 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:51,540 to sign those fucking rats with blowouts 113 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:53,217 to record a full album 114 00:03:53,222 --> 00:03:56,061 that just sold one million copies. 115 00:03:56,066 --> 00:03:57,705 Ho, ho! 116 00:03:57,709 --> 00:03:59,208 Look, if you want me to drop the 'Munks 117 00:03:59,212 --> 00:04:01,328 and all the other acts that line your pockets, 118 00:04:01,332 --> 00:04:03,349 just say the word. 119 00:04:03,354 --> 00:04:04,913 But you might have to sell my dreamhou... 120 00:04:04,917 --> 00:04:06,893 Oh, sorry... 121 00:04:06,898 --> 00:04:08,275 - your dream house. - Aah! 122 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:09,439 Don't do that to him. 123 00:04:09,443 --> 00:04:11,459 You're the boss. 124 00:04:12,945 --> 00:04:14,743 - What the fuck? - But you know what? 125 00:04:14,747 --> 00:04:17,666 Either hit this or hit the road, jack. 126 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:19,909 Oh, shit! Light bulb! 127 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:22,632 Get the California Raisins to record "Hit the Road, Jack". 128 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,313 Yassir, call and find out 129 00:04:24,318 --> 00:04:26,036 who manages those racist little fruits. 130 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:27,818 Who manages the actual raisins... 131 00:04:27,823 --> 00:04:30,040 - Mm... - Or the voices of the raisins? 132 00:04:30,045 --> 00:04:31,563 ? Girls just wanna have fun ? 133 00:04:31,567 --> 00:04:34,125 ? Girls, they wanna ? 134 00:04:34,130 --> 00:04:36,132 ? Wanna have fun ? 135 00:04:37,815 --> 00:04:39,511 Fun! Are the Coreys coming over 136 00:04:39,516 --> 00:04:41,296 or are you just trying to drop a quick ten again? 137 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:44,278 Neither. One of the heads of the NASDAQ, Doug Blackmore, 138 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,600 is coming to "review" our "financials" 139 00:04:46,605 --> 00:04:49,699 and give us our final sign-off on the IPO. 140 00:04:49,704 --> 00:04:51,161 So everything has to be perfect, 141 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,584 which means you do not have to go home, 142 00:04:52,588 --> 00:04:54,927 - but you can't stay here. - So, I do have to not go home? 143 00:04:54,932 --> 00:04:56,650 Why don't you go get a little breath of fresh, okay? 144 00:04:56,654 --> 00:04:58,932 You have been moping around this house for weeks. 145 00:04:58,937 --> 00:05:00,294 Don't you need Keith for this? 146 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:02,300 I mean, you don't exactly know how Pfaffashions runs 147 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:04,643 from a financial standpoint... or any standpoint. 148 00:05:04,648 --> 00:05:06,084 That's part of my charm. 149 00:05:06,089 --> 00:05:07,765 But this guy doesn't care about the 'nancials. 150 00:05:07,769 --> 00:05:09,966 He's a booze hound and a whore hound. 151 00:05:09,971 --> 00:05:12,996 All I have to do is provide a venue safe from his wife 152 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:15,229 where he can get sky high and blown dry, 153 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:17,493 and then the IPO is good to go. 154 00:05:17,498 --> 00:05:20,845 So wait, you're just gonna watch him while he... 155 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:22,847 Blair, no. That's disgusting. 156 00:05:22,852 --> 00:05:25,450 I'm gonna go to Giancarlo's and watch while he does that to me. 157 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:27,433 - Lucky. - I'm just gonna let Doug in 158 00:05:27,438 --> 00:05:28,994 and then scamper off. 159 00:05:28,999 --> 00:05:31,849 This is one of those classic rubber stamp situations 160 00:05:31,854 --> 00:05:34,131 where nothing could possibly go wrong no matter what. 161 00:05:34,136 --> 00:05:35,736 Fuck. Speak of the devil. 162 00:05:35,741 --> 00:05:37,620 Giancarlo's downstairs, and Doug's not here yet. 163 00:05:37,624 --> 00:05:39,454 - What do I do? - I can let him in. 164 00:05:39,459 --> 00:05:41,258 I can let him in. Yes, please! 165 00:05:41,263 --> 00:05:43,661 Tiff, this is the perfect chance to turn myself around. 166 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:45,984 Please, it would make me feel so much better if I could 167 00:05:45,989 --> 00:05:48,227 help a friend bribe one of the heads of the NASDAQ 168 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:49,951 with a drug-fueled fuck fest. 169 00:05:49,955 --> 00:05:51,231 I won't let you down. 170 00:05:51,236 --> 00:05:52,513 Fine. You can let Doug in, 171 00:05:52,518 --> 00:05:53,894 but don't forget to act straight 172 00:05:53,899 --> 00:05:55,096 and then get the fuck out immediately. 173 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,903 Love you. Bye. 174 00:05:57,584 --> 00:06:00,263 God, I gotta bring something for the road. 175 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:02,185 Ooh, did you just 176 00:06:02,190 --> 00:06:03,828 dry swallow all those? 177 00:06:09,239 --> 00:06:11,821 - Are you okay? - Yeah, fine. Never better. 178 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:13,663 - Why? - Is that why you're playing, 179 00:06:13,668 --> 00:06:15,279 like... five records at the same time? 180 00:06:15,284 --> 00:06:16,440 It's one record. 181 00:06:16,445 --> 00:06:17,642 Avant-garde free jazz, 182 00:06:17,647 --> 00:06:19,305 - which you would know, if... - Talk to me, Mo. 183 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:21,128 I feel like shit hasn't been right with us since... 184 00:06:21,132 --> 00:06:23,185 Since you decided that you didn't want the public 185 00:06:23,190 --> 00:06:24,790 to know about our relationship? 186 00:06:24,795 --> 00:06:26,352 Yeah. 187 00:06:26,357 --> 00:06:27,614 I'm fine. 188 00:06:27,619 --> 00:06:30,456 Hey, you said you were okay with the McDLT thing 189 00:06:30,461 --> 00:06:32,298 and Dawn taking over my career. 190 00:06:32,303 --> 00:06:34,506 And she's doing a great job, right? 191 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:38,666 That's all because of you, baby. 192 00:06:38,671 --> 00:06:40,348 - Yeah. - Mm. 193 00:06:40,353 --> 00:06:43,732 It's just... I miss you. 194 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,535 Me too. 195 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,458 Are you sure you don't want to come to the Grammys with us? 196 00:06:49,463 --> 00:06:51,020 Hmm? 197 00:06:51,025 --> 00:06:53,023 - Mm... - Come on! 198 00:06:53,028 --> 00:06:55,165 It'll be a fun weekend. 199 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:57,448 And, I mean, you could use a vacation, 200 00:06:57,453 --> 00:06:59,350 since your friend exploded. 201 00:06:59,355 --> 00:07:01,793 - He did explode. - Yeah. 202 00:07:01,798 --> 00:07:05,017 And would it kill you to play the game a little? 203 00:07:05,022 --> 00:07:06,839 Quincy Jones didn't become Quincy Jones 204 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,161 by just... sittin' at home. 205 00:07:09,166 --> 00:07:10,803 No, he became Quincy Jones 206 00:07:10,808 --> 00:07:13,106 by doing things like rejecting Marilyn Monroe 207 00:07:13,111 --> 00:07:15,729 because she had, quote, "tits like pears". 208 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:18,377 God damn it, that's a cool motherfucker! 209 00:07:20,299 --> 00:07:22,497 But aren't you, you know, 210 00:07:22,502 --> 00:07:24,539 kind of ashamed to be seen with me or whatever? 211 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,262 Oh, fuck all that. 212 00:07:26,267 --> 00:07:29,189 Look, if I can't share it with you, I don't want it. 213 00:07:32,073 --> 00:07:33,189 Ta-da? 214 00:07:33,194 --> 00:07:35,071 - Oh ho ho! - Mm-hmm. 215 00:07:35,076 --> 00:07:36,873 - Magic. - Yeah. 216 00:07:36,878 --> 00:07:39,036 - Yeah. - Mmm... 217 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,278 There ya go. 218 00:07:41,283 --> 00:07:42,840 - Oh my God. - Just, uh... 219 00:07:42,845 --> 00:07:44,843 - It's just so much going on. - Just... shh. 220 00:07:46,229 --> 00:07:48,426 Yo yo, bro bro. "Do you take drugs, Danny?" 221 00:07:48,431 --> 00:07:50,628 "Every day". Caddyshack, am I right? 222 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:52,292 - Wait... - Ha ha... we have got a spread 223 00:07:52,296 --> 00:07:53,653 that would make Chevy Chase jizz. 224 00:07:53,658 --> 00:07:54,775 - No... - Pros are on their way. 225 00:07:54,779 --> 00:07:56,196 SEC papers are on the table. 226 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:57,439 Do you want to just bang those out 227 00:07:57,443 --> 00:07:58,961 before you start banging out those hos, or... 228 00:07:58,965 --> 00:08:02,204 Get this shit outta here. Are you insane? 229 00:08:02,209 --> 00:08:04,866 I quit all this after I ended up tip-to-tip 230 00:08:04,871 --> 00:08:07,790 with my brother-in-law at a masked sex fiesta 231 00:08:07,795 --> 00:08:10,793 and he recognized my signature Dalmatian dick 232 00:08:10,798 --> 00:08:13,155 and told my wife! 233 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,958 - So, it's spotted? - Yeah, it's spotted. 234 00:08:14,963 --> 00:08:17,000 Spotted all over town getting sucked. 235 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:19,143 Ha! No, but is it actually spotted? 236 00:08:19,148 --> 00:08:20,544 Or did you just say Dalmatian dick 237 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:22,406 to get to "it gets sucked all the time". 238 00:08:22,411 --> 00:08:23,508 - Both. - Ha. 239 00:08:23,513 --> 00:08:25,930 If she sees that, she will leave me, 240 00:08:25,935 --> 00:08:28,173 and you can kiss your IPO goodbye. 241 00:08:28,178 --> 00:08:30,656 I guess this is when I say thank God she's not here. 242 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,578 - I'm here. - Ohh! 243 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:34,100 How were the stairs? 244 00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:38,084 I am so proud of you for taking seriously Dr. Cohen's orders 245 00:08:38,089 --> 00:08:40,147 - to exercise more. - Ohh... 246 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,809 - Not in these heels. - Ha ha. 247 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,811 Mrs. Blackmore, what a delightful surprise. 248 00:08:43,816 --> 00:08:45,693 I've heard so much great stuff about you. 249 00:08:45,698 --> 00:08:47,615 Congressman Pfaff. 250 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,597 I wish I could say the same about you. 251 00:08:49,602 --> 00:08:51,079 Yuh-huh. 252 00:08:51,084 --> 00:08:52,503 Sir, would you mind 253 00:08:52,507 --> 00:08:53,684 taking your wife's coat 254 00:08:53,689 --> 00:08:55,207 and just tucking it into the coat closet 255 00:08:55,211 --> 00:08:56,808 - just right there to the left? - Okay. 256 00:08:56,813 --> 00:08:58,571 There ya go. 257 00:08:58,576 --> 00:08:59,577 And what's for dinner? 258 00:08:59,581 --> 00:09:02,059 - I'm starving. - Oh, good! 259 00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:05,308 Because we've got food... comin'. 260 00:09:05,802 --> 00:09:07,158 While you're in there, you should 261 00:09:07,163 --> 00:09:08,440 check out that track lighting. 262 00:09:08,445 --> 00:09:10,562 And I-I put in a dimmer! 263 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,625 Mike, I can't thank you enough 264 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:14,567 for giving me this... second chance. 265 00:09:14,572 --> 00:09:16,248 - As friends. - I-as friends. 266 00:09:16,253 --> 00:09:17,871 I know. I'm just having so much fun, 267 00:09:17,876 --> 00:09:21,935 and I want you to see me just be okay with being me. 268 00:09:21,940 --> 00:09:23,757 I don't need to hide anymore from anyone. 269 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:25,161 Well, not that anyone could ever recognize you 270 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,122 with that beat on. 271 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:28,644 And I just want you to know 272 00:09:28,649 --> 00:09:32,172 I will never lie to you again. 273 00:09:33,613 --> 00:09:35,871 Thank you. That really means a lot, coming from you... 274 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:37,055 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 275 00:09:37,059 --> 00:09:38,776 - It's probably my kids, uh... - Yeah. 276 00:09:38,781 --> 00:09:41,378 Hey, guys, uh, I'm with Mike, my friend. 277 00:09:41,383 --> 00:09:42,400 Everything okay? 278 00:09:42,405 --> 00:09:44,104 Ditch the dud and get your ass over here right now. 279 00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:46,946 Ha ha. Okay, well, uh, I'll-I'll talk to you later. 280 00:09:46,951 --> 00:09:48,410 - Okay... - Blackmore brought his wife, 281 00:09:48,414 --> 00:09:50,086 who actually controls the IPO, 282 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:51,810 and she wants to see a full financial report. 283 00:09:51,814 --> 00:09:52,951 And Tiff's not answering. 284 00:09:52,956 --> 00:09:54,254 Not that she could help with that either. 285 00:09:54,258 --> 00:09:55,435 And we don't have food. 286 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,841 Not that she could help with that either, either. 287 00:09:56,845 --> 00:09:59,403 Oh, fu... udge... 288 00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:01,000 fudge everywhere. Oh my God, uh... 289 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,215 well, you know what, Daddy can't help you 290 00:10:02,219 --> 00:10:03,504 with this mess, uh, Becky. 291 00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:05,145 You gotta clean it up yourself, okay? 292 00:10:05,150 --> 00:10:06,247 Oh, okay. Okay. 293 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:08,151 Well, I'll just call Larry and have him come over. 294 00:10:08,155 --> 00:10:09,652 No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 295 00:10:09,657 --> 00:10:11,016 Yeah, I'll tell him that you're too busy with your himbo 296 00:10:11,020 --> 00:10:13,220 to, uh, to save his IPO. I'm sure he won't care. 297 00:10:13,225 --> 00:10:16,223 No. Okay, look, Daddy will figure something out. 298 00:10:16,228 --> 00:10:17,620 Yeah, that's what I thought. And bring food, 299 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:19,181 because all we have to eat are drugs. 300 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,384 Thanks, Daddy. 301 00:10:21,389 --> 00:10:23,386 Shit. Um... 302 00:10:23,391 --> 00:10:26,430 I'm so sorry. Uh, my kids need me. 303 00:10:26,435 --> 00:10:28,033 I have to help them. They made a big mess. 304 00:10:28,037 --> 00:10:31,155 And, um, you know what, why don't I run over there, 305 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,561 - check in on them. - Sure, I can come with. 306 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,862 - No. I mean yes. - Yeah. 307 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,225 Yes, I would love that, but we're in the middle 308 00:10:35,229 --> 00:10:38,363 of a-of a-of a non-date night night night. 309 00:10:38,368 --> 00:10:40,946 I don't know. Look, um, can you pull over, please? 310 00:10:40,951 --> 00:10:42,468 I'll just jump out right here, and... 311 00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:44,473 - You kiddi... we're on the FDR! - You meet me at the club. 312 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,754 You get in that line, okay, and then when I get there, 313 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:48,238 it'll be time to go in. It'll be perfect. 314 00:10:48,242 --> 00:10:49,340 - Keith, I... - I won't be gone long. 315 00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:50,345 - Okay. - Thank you. Yes, this is great. 316 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,506 - Okay, uh... - All right. 317 00:10:51,511 --> 00:10:52,629 - Good luck. - All right, thanks. 318 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:54,430 - Bye. - See you soon. 319 00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:09,841 Well, well, well. Dawn Darcy. 320 00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:11,041 It's me. 321 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,496 Uh... 322 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,811 Arnie Markowitz? We spoke on the phone? 323 00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:18,710 Wait a minute, you're Arnie Markowitz? 324 00:11:18,715 --> 00:11:20,412 Get the fuck outta here! 325 00:11:20,417 --> 00:11:22,114 Yeah, get the fuck outta here! 326 00:11:22,119 --> 00:11:23,596 We're trying to work the rug, bro. 327 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:25,898 I would if I could. Ugh. I hate these things. 328 00:11:25,903 --> 00:11:27,180 Yeah. 329 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:28,782 But I have to support the 15 artists 330 00:11:28,787 --> 00:11:30,084 I have up for 34 Grammys. 331 00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,807 I wouldn't have blown you off 332 00:11:31,811 --> 00:11:33,411 if I had known that you were so, um, 333 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:35,749 well, tall... and handsome, 334 00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:36,754 and, you know, chiseled. 335 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:38,710 And not as Jewy as your name implies. 336 00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:40,515 I guess, well, what I'm trying to say 337 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,357 is just you are very, uh... 338 00:11:42,362 --> 00:11:43,879 fit. 339 00:11:43,884 --> 00:11:45,041 - Thank you. - Yeah. 340 00:11:45,046 --> 00:11:47,644 Well, I'm eager to continue our conversation 341 00:11:47,649 --> 00:11:50,828 about you starting your own independent label with me. 342 00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:52,330 Wait a minute. What-what, hold on, w... 343 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,693 - A conversation about what? - No, no, no. 344 00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:54,853 - No, hold it. - Mo, I can explain. 345 00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:56,134 Are you-are you actually 346 00:11:56,139 --> 00:11:58,937 trying to poach her right from under my very nose? 347 00:11:58,942 --> 00:12:00,939 Right in front of my very eyes? 348 00:12:00,944 --> 00:12:02,521 - I sure am. - Motherfucker, 349 00:12:02,526 --> 00:12:04,904 I will climb up the front of your tall ass 350 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:06,585 and beat you down the other side. 351 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,215 There's no fucking way I'm letting Dawn 352 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:10,530 out of her contract. I own her ass, okay? 353 00:12:10,535 --> 00:12:11,892 So get that shit outta your head. 354 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,735 You know what, Arnie, I think I would love 355 00:12:14,740 --> 00:12:17,859 to discuss any opportunities that could arouse. 356 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,421 Dawn, 357 00:12:19,426 --> 00:12:20,982 I think in context what you were 358 00:12:20,987 --> 00:12:22,844 trying to say is "arise". 359 00:12:22,849 --> 00:12:24,446 Shut the fuck up, Yassir! 360 00:12:24,451 --> 00:12:26,049 Hi! 361 00:12:26,053 --> 00:12:27,890 Who wants appetizers? 362 00:12:27,895 --> 00:12:29,112 I'm taking a head count, 363 00:12:29,117 --> 00:12:30,733 because they're almost ready. 364 00:12:30,738 --> 00:12:32,415 I, uh, I need to use your bathroom. 365 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,157 Okay. It's, uh, down the hall on the right. 366 00:12:34,162 --> 00:12:35,764 Just hurry up. 367 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,968 Are you sure you're not scrambling for food 368 00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:46,632 because you had just planned on drugging up my husband 369 00:12:46,637 --> 00:12:49,035 'cause ya heard he's a party animal? 370 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,277 No. That's not a pill. 371 00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:52,559 That is a mint. 372 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,241 - Oh. - Yep. 373 00:12:54,246 --> 00:12:56,243 Well, don't mind if I do. 374 00:12:56,248 --> 00:13:00,128 'Cause, you know, a U.S. Congressman 375 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:04,012 bribing a head of the NASDAQ with drugs 376 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:07,656 for his wife's IPO is quite the scandal. 377 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,478 Yeah, it would... you know what, give it here. 378 00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,820 My breath... I feel bad, 379 00:13:10,825 --> 00:13:13,243 'cause I have just full dragon breath. 380 00:13:13,248 --> 00:13:14,724 So that's on me. 381 00:13:14,729 --> 00:13:16,606 I, uh, am gonna go check the oven, 382 00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:18,348 'cause whatever's in there's almost ready. 383 00:13:18,353 --> 00:13:20,356 Okay. 384 00:13:24,561 --> 00:13:26,698 Blackmore. 385 00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:28,761 Wha-oh. 386 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,524 Dougy's been a really... bad boy. 387 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:33,532 You're doing coke off a cough syrup bottle. 388 00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:35,789 Kind of a hat on a hat. 389 00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,055 Ooh! All right. Ha. 390 00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:43,137 I don't mind if I do. Ha ha. 391 00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:44,859 - Ooh. - Do... I... 392 00:13:44,864 --> 00:13:46,781 I think we shouldn't have left them. 393 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,263 I should just go find them. 394 00:13:48,268 --> 00:13:49,885 Okay, no. No. 395 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:51,787 Come on. I told you. 396 00:13:51,792 --> 00:13:54,530 Mo probably just found some old guy to jazz all over. 397 00:13:54,535 --> 00:13:56,913 All right? Just, uh... 398 00:13:56,918 --> 00:14:01,038 chill, and, uh, let's get back to Arnie here. 399 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,120 - Mm. - Um, so what were you saying? 400 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,683 Something about how talented and gorgeous I am? 401 00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:07,726 - Mm, exactly. - Ah! 402 00:14:07,731 --> 00:14:09,848 You have the tools to be a superstar out here, 403 00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,810 which is why I wanna give you total control 404 00:14:11,815 --> 00:14:13,773 of your own label, huh? 405 00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,535 Sign anybody you want. 406 00:14:15,540 --> 00:14:17,858 Starting with Nomi, of course. 407 00:14:17,863 --> 00:14:19,600 With my backing, we can take you from 408 00:14:19,605 --> 00:14:21,241 anonymous to mononymous. 409 00:14:21,246 --> 00:14:24,105 Madonna. Whitney. 410 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:25,566 Nomi. 411 00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:27,569 Dawn. 412 00:14:27,574 --> 00:14:29,531 Dawn. 413 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,253 What do you think about that? 414 00:14:31,258 --> 00:14:33,260 I think, well... 415 00:14:34,422 --> 00:14:36,459 I-I gotta go find Mo. 416 00:14:36,464 --> 00:14:37,861 So, I... 417 00:14:37,866 --> 00:14:40,063 Excuse me. 418 00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,026 - Tickets. - Oh. 419 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,624 My-my-my ticket is with my girl, Nomi Maldona. 420 00:14:44,629 --> 00:14:45,730 You may have seen her on the carpet. 421 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:46,734 She's kind of a big deal. 422 00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:48,173 So I'm just gonna go in there and grab it. 423 00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:49,636 No chance. Last time I fell for that one, 424 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,037 guy drop-kicked Randy Newman. 425 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,400 Who gives a shit? I'm gonna get the... 426 00:14:52,404 --> 00:14:55,601 - Hey, man! - Whoa! Hey! 427 00:14:55,606 --> 00:14:56,943 I got this. 428 00:14:56,948 --> 00:14:58,748 Get! Get out of here! 429 00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:00,453 Scram, now! Hey, what's up? 430 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,876 I'm actor Eriq La Salle, but I also do music. 431 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,599 - I'm gonna head in and... - ah! 432 00:15:06,358 --> 00:15:08,116 Good job, Eriq. 433 00:15:10,864 --> 00:15:15,044 So, do you think that Keith and Tiff are close, or... 434 00:15:22,157 --> 00:15:24,159 What? 435 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,697 Oh, fuck! 436 00:15:26,702 --> 00:15:29,380 How would you like to make a thousand bucks? 437 00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:34,006 Sweetie, you're looking a little clammy. 438 00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:35,247 Are you feeling all right? 439 00:15:35,252 --> 00:15:37,089 Nope. Nope. Nope. 440 00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:39,091 I am not, actually. As a matter of fact, 441 00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:41,574 I think I need to go call Dr. Cohn 442 00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:43,757 on the phone in the bedroom. 443 00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:46,965 No! I will get the portable phone. 444 00:15:48,127 --> 00:15:49,684 Sorry I'm late, everybody. 445 00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,686 Keith Shankar, Pfaffashions' banker. 446 00:15:51,691 --> 00:15:53,089 You can call me Shankar the Banker. 447 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:54,169 Ha ha ha. 448 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:56,732 Where the fuck is the food, Rolando? 449 00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,213 Shit. 450 00:15:58,218 --> 00:15:59,477 I ordered from the place downstairs. 451 00:15:59,481 --> 00:16:01,219 - It'll be ready soon. - Chicken Taco Masala? 452 00:16:01,223 --> 00:16:03,080 Yeah, it's Indian, it's Mexican, it's two great tastes. 453 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,341 That taste like shit together. 454 00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:06,042 Uh, let's get this presentation started. 455 00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,325 You know, our pretext... should I wait for your husband? 456 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,307 Where the fuck... 457 00:16:12,395 --> 00:16:13,592 I'll take care of him. 458 00:16:13,596 --> 00:16:14,596 Just get the food. 459 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:15,898 Yeah, I just gotta powder my nose. 460 00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:16,999 What? 461 00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:18,577 Hey. Hey, Rolando. 462 00:16:18,582 --> 00:16:20,159 Hold up, buddy. 463 00:16:20,164 --> 00:16:22,321 Hey, take off my clothes. 464 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:32,414 As I was saying, darling, 465 00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:34,556 all you have to do is come over to Varnish Records, 466 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,198 discuss a couple of things.... 467 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,400 Look, I don't want to lead you on. 468 00:16:38,405 --> 00:16:40,783 Unless maybe it's onto a bed. 469 00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:41,888 With a leash. 470 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,209 Oh, Jesus. 471 00:16:43,214 --> 00:16:44,731 What I'm saying is 472 00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:47,474 maybe we can give each other the business? 473 00:16:47,479 --> 00:16:50,194 But we can't get into business. 474 00:16:50,199 --> 00:16:51,535 Why? You don't want to become 475 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:54,439 the first female president of a major record label? 476 00:16:54,444 --> 00:16:56,681 Fly around the world on private jets? 477 00:16:56,686 --> 00:16:58,544 Party like and with record stars? 478 00:16:58,549 --> 00:16:59,985 Even if I could get there, 479 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,168 I-I mean, I'd never get Mo there. 480 00:17:02,173 --> 00:17:04,390 Yeah, I'm under contract, and you heard him. 481 00:17:04,395 --> 00:17:05,552 He will never let me out. 482 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,296 This is the music business. Contracts are meaningless. 483 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,337 Our word is worth literally nothing. 484 00:17:11,604 --> 00:17:13,403 Look, I have a friend who just got this new white rapper 485 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,663 out of a deal by hanging him over a balcony. 486 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,668 Allegedly. 487 00:17:16,673 --> 00:17:18,069 - Well, that's terrifying. - No. 488 00:17:18,074 --> 00:17:20,510 - They didn't kill them. - No, I meant a white rapper. 489 00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:22,992 Yeah. 490 00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:25,655 Look, the truth is I can't do that to Mo. 491 00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:28,398 You know, I mean, he can be a huge, selfish, 492 00:17:28,403 --> 00:17:30,981 predictable yet unpredictable, 493 00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:33,744 maniacal suck-a-dick prick... 494 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,448 But, you know, he's my friend. 495 00:17:37,453 --> 00:17:39,411 - I mean, we used to fuck. - Oh. 496 00:17:39,416 --> 00:17:40,753 I mean, we might fuck again. 497 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,414 And we probably will fuck again. 498 00:17:42,419 --> 00:17:44,897 But he's hurt me. Deeply. 499 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:46,679 I can't forgive him, but I do. 500 00:17:46,684 --> 00:17:49,222 But he's done some horrendous things to me, 501 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:52,106 and I hate him... but he is my friend. 502 00:17:52,111 --> 00:17:53,408 You understand what I'm saying. 503 00:17:53,413 --> 00:17:55,290 No, I don't. 504 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:59,874 Dude, what are you doing? Come on, let's go. 505 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,916 L.A. has like a billion parties. 506 00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,659 And besides, you said you don't care about 507 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:04,789 all this Grammy shit. 508 00:18:04,794 --> 00:18:06,532 I don't care about all this Grammy shit, okay? 509 00:18:06,536 --> 00:18:08,306 I care about my relationship with Nomi and Dawn, 510 00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:10,047 and this guy's gonna fuck 'em both up. 511 00:18:10,052 --> 00:18:11,591 He's got the juice to take their careers 512 00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:13,352 to the next level. How can they resist? 513 00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:15,295 Should they? 514 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,355 - Uh, look, man, you know... - Fuck it. 515 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,903 - Just come on. - Mo, come on. 516 00:18:18,908 --> 00:18:19,958 You know what I'm saying. 517 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,843 I just don't think Dawn would fuck you over like that. 518 00:18:21,847 --> 00:18:24,744 Are you kidding me? Our entire relationship 519 00:18:24,749 --> 00:18:27,147 is built on us slowly building up one another's trust 520 00:18:27,152 --> 00:18:28,910 and then fucking the other person over. 521 00:18:28,915 --> 00:18:30,511 Now let's get in this fucking party. 522 00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:32,033 I'm gonna hop the fence. 523 00:18:32,437 --> 00:18:34,034 - Oh! - Allow me. 524 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:35,616 Good man. 525 00:18:35,621 --> 00:18:36,777 Yes, of course. 526 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,258 Bingo. 527 00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:39,901 I don't think this is... 528 00:18:39,906 --> 00:18:41,843 Mo! Hey! Mo! 529 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:43,885 - Mo! - The fuck are you doing? 530 00:18:54,423 --> 00:18:57,381 Trust me, darling. just say yes, 531 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,463 and I'll take care of your contract. 532 00:19:01,571 --> 00:19:03,848 What is there to think about? Hmm? 533 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,851 Mo? 534 00:19:05,856 --> 00:19:07,613 Like I said, he'll understand. 535 00:19:07,618 --> 00:19:10,496 - It's just business. - No. Mo. 536 00:19:10,501 --> 00:19:11,780 - And Yassir! - There's nowhere 537 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,080 - to hide. - We got no choice! 538 00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:15,001 ? I don't know why ? 539 00:19:15,006 --> 00:19:16,963 ? I'm comin' back ? 540 00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:20,047 ? When you treat me like you do ? 541 00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:22,570 Hey, you two! 542 00:19:22,575 --> 00:19:24,132 Oh! Hey, hey! What's up, guys? 543 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:25,734 Oh! I'm with the band. Obviously. 544 00:19:25,739 --> 00:19:27,637 Why else would I be dressed like these idiots? 545 00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:29,399 No offense. Hey, what's up, everybody? 546 00:19:29,404 --> 00:19:31,181 Let's give a big hand for security here. 547 00:19:31,186 --> 00:19:32,283 - Boo! - Yeah... 548 00:19:32,288 --> 00:19:34,265 - Get off the stage! - You get off the stage. 549 00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:36,026 Assh... Don't boo me. 550 00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:37,507 Boo yourselves, okay? 551 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,510 You should boo yourselves, because you're out here 552 00:19:39,515 --> 00:19:41,252 bopping around to this fake music 553 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:43,154 with the fake drums and fake keyboards. 554 00:19:43,159 --> 00:19:44,837 Y'all are out there with your-your fake hair 555 00:19:44,841 --> 00:19:46,598 and fake tits, which I actually don't mind. 556 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,604 Okay, let me ask you something. 557 00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:50,126 When did they take music out of the music business? 558 00:19:50,131 --> 00:19:52,729 I don't care. I was done! 559 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,128 Dawn. 560 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,750 It's simple. 561 00:19:56,755 --> 00:20:00,960 Do you want to work for yourself or... a joke? 562 00:20:06,446 --> 00:20:08,864 Shake it off, Doug. Fucking shake it off. 563 00:20:08,869 --> 00:20:10,225 Hi! 564 00:20:10,230 --> 00:20:11,527 Who are these women? 565 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:12,728 - We are prostitute. - Hello. 566 00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,891 They mean models. They're just joking. 567 00:20:14,896 --> 00:20:17,814 I-in a way, we're all prostitutes, am I right? 568 00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,317 - Yes. We're prostitute. - Hello. 569 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:22,672 They're here to model some Pfaffashions for you 570 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:24,127 as a part of the presentation. 571 00:20:24,132 --> 00:20:25,909 Oh! Apologies. 572 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,931 It's just that you're dressed like whores. 573 00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,574 Uh, ha, ladies, your looks are in the bedroom, 574 00:20:30,579 --> 00:20:32,777 so why don't you get in there and get changed, 575 00:20:32,782 --> 00:20:34,283 and don't come out until I introduce you. 576 00:20:34,287 --> 00:20:35,764 So, skedaddle, okay? 577 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:36,807 Thanks. 578 00:20:36,811 --> 00:20:38,749 Dinner's ready. I think. I feel. 579 00:20:38,754 --> 00:20:40,751 So I'm gonna go plate it. 580 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:44,295 While I talk you two through the broad strokes. 581 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,318 You know, our first quarter was our biggest challenge. 582 00:20:47,323 --> 00:20:49,771 But it also was our biggest triumph. 583 00:20:49,776 --> 00:20:51,276 We got a little bit more conservative 584 00:20:51,281 --> 00:20:53,475 - with our SKUs, and, uh... - Doug. 585 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,482 You-you look pale. 586 00:20:57,025 --> 00:21:00,243 My arrythmia... is h-happening. 587 00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:03,187 Is there somewhere he can lie down? 588 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:05,229 That is such a wonderful idea, boss. 589 00:21:05,234 --> 00:21:07,932 You know, I... you know, I'd really love 590 00:21:07,937 --> 00:21:09,715 to just super quickly go over the numbers. 591 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,937 Oh, Mr. Shankar, I have studied the numbers, 592 00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:13,859 and they are terrific. 593 00:21:13,864 --> 00:21:16,141 - Oh! - I just wanted to put a face 594 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:18,024 - to the profits. - Okay. 595 00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:20,907 And though it's been an odd night, 596 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,510 you seem fine enough folks to list with us. 597 00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:24,551 - Oh... - So, 598 00:21:24,556 --> 00:21:26,353 if we could just have Doug lie down, 599 00:21:26,358 --> 00:21:28,275 and then we can start signing. 600 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,038 Uh, okay. Great. 601 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:32,280 I will, um, take him to the guest room, 602 00:21:32,285 --> 00:21:34,082 and then I'll be back to sign. 603 00:21:35,889 --> 00:21:37,486 Jackpot. She's gonna sign. 604 00:21:37,491 --> 00:21:39,328 Oh. Well, let's sign. 605 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:42,292 Ooh! Let's eat first. 606 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:44,615 So, what do we have? 607 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,817 Um, you know, a lot of these recipes were passed down 608 00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,200 from the generations and don't have names. 609 00:21:49,205 --> 00:21:53,104 Well then, why don't you just tell me what's in them? 610 00:21:53,109 --> 00:21:54,426 Great idea. 611 00:21:54,431 --> 00:21:57,790 This is, uh, a burrito-type thing, 612 00:21:57,795 --> 00:22:01,334 and it's smothered in a greekfenu-yogurt sauce. 613 00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:03,589 It was my meemaw's specialty. 614 00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:07,093 And this one is a real goddamn head-scratcher. 615 00:22:07,098 --> 00:22:09,435 It smells like curry, but it's made of carnitas, 616 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,258 and it's served with a chip. 617 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,500 And what is a meemaw? 618 00:22:16,188 --> 00:22:18,506 Hey, hey! Where were we? 619 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:21,550 Well, I was here. And where were you? 620 00:22:21,555 --> 00:22:23,701 I was in the bathroom for like five minutes. 621 00:22:23,705 --> 00:22:25,302 What's the big deal? You haven't even moved. 622 00:22:25,306 --> 00:22:27,304 No, actually, I've been to the bar twice. 623 00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,666 And then I went out for a cigarette break. 624 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,187 - Uh-huh. - And then I fucked a rando 625 00:22:30,192 --> 00:22:31,449 - in coat check. - Okay. 626 00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:32,911 Yeah. And then we came back and we danced. 627 00:22:32,915 --> 00:22:33,974 - Okay. - And then we went over 628 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,014 - to Devin's... - Uh-huh. 629 00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:36,078 - And we smoked some crack. - All right. 630 00:22:36,082 --> 00:22:37,740 - And now we're back here. - All right, great. 631 00:22:37,744 --> 00:22:39,520 Keith, I don't know what kind of crazy, fucked-up shit 632 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,122 you're up to, but I'm gonna go to the bathroom for real, 633 00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:43,223 and then I'm gonna come back 634 00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:44,386 and you're gonna tell me the truth, 635 00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:46,487 or I will never talk to you ever again. 636 00:22:46,492 --> 00:22:48,510 Deal. That sounds like a great plan. 637 00:22:48,515 --> 00:22:50,931 - Great plan. - I will stay right here. 638 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:52,938 Good. 639 00:22:55,221 --> 00:22:56,858 Hey, man, you got a light? 640 00:22:56,863 --> 00:22:58,865 Uh, yeah. 641 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:08,992 You goin' to the Grammys? 642 00:23:08,997 --> 00:23:11,055 No. fuck that shit. 643 00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,777 Right? That shit's corny as hell. 644 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,859 I mean, giving out awards for art? Psshh! 645 00:23:14,864 --> 00:23:16,666 Thank you. 646 00:23:17,267 --> 00:23:18,664 I'm Rasheed. 647 00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:20,065 Oh, Maurice Monroe. 648 00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:22,648 Nice to meet you. 649 00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,530 Wait, like, Kokomo Monroe? 650 00:23:24,535 --> 00:23:26,052 Yeah, right. 651 00:23:26,057 --> 00:23:28,134 W... You've heard of me? 652 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:30,337 Yo, yo, yo, yo! We rock with you. 653 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,259 Me and my boys are huge jazz fans. 654 00:23:32,264 --> 00:23:33,281 That version you did of 655 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:34,844 "What Are You Doing For the Rest of Your Life"... 656 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:36,167 Wait a minute, get the fuck outta here. 657 00:23:36,171 --> 00:23:37,427 Y-you listen to my shit? 658 00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:39,310 We don't just listen to it. 659 00:23:39,713 --> 00:23:41,229 Yo, peep this. 660 00:23:42,396 --> 00:23:44,794 - Get the fuck outta here! - I said we rock with you. 661 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,636 - Hey, who's on top? - That's me and my boys. 662 00:23:46,641 --> 00:23:48,158 ? Workin' nine to five... ? 663 00:23:48,163 --> 00:23:49,980 - That's dope. - ? Like okay, I'm coolin' ? 664 00:23:49,985 --> 00:23:51,944 - ? With my posse... ? - Okay yeah, that's really dope. 665 00:23:51,948 --> 00:23:53,384 Sign us. 666 00:23:53,389 --> 00:23:54,786 Okay, I'm sorry. 667 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,409 - It's just you here, you know. - No, no, no. 668 00:23:56,413 --> 00:23:57,730 I appreciate the enthusiasm. 669 00:23:57,735 --> 00:23:59,472 But you don't wanna sign with me. 670 00:23:59,477 --> 00:24:01,102 I mean, I got this tiny label. 671 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,007 I'm about to lose my biggest earner, 672 00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:05,230 and I don't have the money to really put you guys on 673 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:08,034 in a real way, you know what I mean? 674 00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,396 Tell you what, give it to me. 675 00:24:09,401 --> 00:24:11,739 I'll pass it on to some guys at some big labels, 676 00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:12,862 and they're gonna know what to do with it. 677 00:24:12,866 --> 00:24:13,867 T-they'll really take care of you. 678 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,408 Nah, man. Fuck that. 679 00:24:15,413 --> 00:24:18,892 I got in the game to make dope music with dope people. 680 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:20,595 Yeah, me too. 681 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,117 Baby. 682 00:24:22,122 --> 00:24:24,079 I've been lookin' for you all day. 683 00:24:24,084 --> 00:24:25,681 Where have you been? 684 00:24:25,686 --> 00:24:28,003 Someone has my ticket in her purse. 685 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,085 Oh! 686 00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:30,787 - Oh. - Hey. 687 00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:32,429 So, how'd it go with Arnie in there? 688 00:24:32,434 --> 00:24:35,312 Well, he offered me the world. Nomi too, if she comes with. 689 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:37,074 - Of course. - Even said he could 690 00:24:37,079 --> 00:24:39,256 get us out of our Kokomo Co contracts. 691 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,741 Really? Well, what did you tell him? 692 00:24:42,746 --> 00:24:45,905 No. Well, I'm gonna tell him no. 693 00:24:45,910 --> 00:24:47,346 Right after you tap that, 694 00:24:47,351 --> 00:24:48,968 'cause that muhfucker is... 695 00:24:48,973 --> 00:24:51,171 - Fine as fuck. - Yeah! 696 00:24:51,176 --> 00:24:52,933 But wait a minute, wait a minute. 697 00:24:52,938 --> 00:24:55,035 Why you gonna tell him no? 698 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,199 Uh, well, 'cause you're my friend. 699 00:24:58,204 --> 00:25:00,206 Remember? 700 00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:03,885 I am your friend. 701 00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:06,328 Which is why you gotta take it. Take Nomi with you. 702 00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,810 - What? - What? 703 00:25:07,815 --> 00:25:09,392 Yes. Listen. 704 00:25:09,397 --> 00:25:11,554 I love you two more than anybody in the world. 705 00:25:11,559 --> 00:25:14,257 Thanks, boss, but what about Dawn? 706 00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:17,045 I was talking about Dawn and Nomi. 707 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,024 I love you too, Yassir. 708 00:25:19,029 --> 00:25:20,626 Yes-ah! 709 00:25:20,631 --> 00:25:23,289 I just want what's best for you, okay? 710 00:25:23,294 --> 00:25:25,672 And I know that I've just been holding you guys back, 711 00:25:25,677 --> 00:25:28,756 but it's 'cause I'm scared of losing you. 712 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,199 That's-that's-that's my shit, you know what I mean? 713 00:25:31,204 --> 00:25:32,981 But that shit's not me. 714 00:25:32,986 --> 00:25:36,265 And there's some other shit I was reminded of today, 715 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:37,907 some deep shit. 716 00:25:37,912 --> 00:25:40,550 Shit's crazy, you know what I mean? 717 00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:42,632 Sorta... but there's a lotta shits... 718 00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,637 - I said shit a buncha times. - And I got confused... 719 00:25:44,641 --> 00:25:46,798 Smurf, you know, it's like you use it for everything. 720 00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:48,022 Yeah, maybe I should just be specific. 721 00:25:48,026 --> 00:25:51,401 What I'm saying is... I want what's best for you guys. 722 00:25:51,406 --> 00:25:53,004 That's why, when we get back to New York, 723 00:25:53,008 --> 00:25:54,486 I'm gonna tear up your contracts. 724 00:25:54,491 --> 00:25:56,290 - I can't let you do that, Mo. - And give me a raise. 725 00:25:56,294 --> 00:25:58,852 Babe, I'll be fine. We'll-we'll be fine. 726 00:25:59,955 --> 00:26:02,232 It's for the best. Trust me. 727 00:26:02,237 --> 00:26:04,240 Okay. 728 00:26:05,622 --> 00:26:07,299 - Let's go celebrate. - Yes! 729 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,103 - Yeah, let's do it. - Sheed, you and the boys 730 00:26:09,107 --> 00:26:10,608 wanna get fucked up on some good shit? 731 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,909 - Ooh! - Yeah. All right. 732 00:26:12,914 --> 00:26:15,728 The fuck is "Sheed"? 733 00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:17,990 I dunno, but I'll fuck him too... he's cute. 734 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:19,452 Talking about I'm not his friend. 735 00:26:19,457 --> 00:26:21,460 You are his friend. He loves you. 736 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,965 - I am stuffed. - Me too! 737 00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:33,069 Why don't we just start signing and get outta here? 738 00:26:33,074 --> 00:26:35,152 - That's a wonderful... - Okay, let's start signing. 739 00:26:35,157 --> 00:26:36,756 I just want to say thank you so much for believing 740 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,038 - in Pfaffashions, and I just... - What the fuck? 741 00:26:38,042 --> 00:26:39,079 What? 742 00:26:39,084 --> 00:26:40,520 Shit! Uh... 743 00:26:40,525 --> 00:26:42,165 - Hey, hey, hey! - I can explain. This is a... 744 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:43,586 The reinforcements have arrived! 745 00:26:43,591 --> 00:26:46,091 Where's old Doug Crackwhore? Did he get enough suck and fuck 746 00:26:46,096 --> 00:26:48,526 and smoke and coke and smack and racks to sign the... 747 00:26:48,531 --> 00:26:50,989 And you must be Mrs. Drug Crack... 748 00:26:50,994 --> 00:26:52,330 - Mrs... - Black... 749 00:26:52,335 --> 00:26:54,853 Doug Blackmore. 750 00:26:54,858 --> 00:26:56,055 Keith. 751 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:59,178 Mike. Uh, I can explain. 752 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:05,526 Uh... uh, uh... 753 00:27:05,531 --> 00:27:07,189 I'll be right back. I'll be right back. 754 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,150 Oh my God. 755 00:27:09,155 --> 00:27:10,912 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... 756 00:27:10,917 --> 00:27:12,695 Doug. Stop! 757 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,797 Nothing's gonna stop me now. 758 00:27:14,802 --> 00:27:16,439 Douglas! 759 00:27:16,444 --> 00:27:20,043 - Not again! - Maxine. 760 00:27:20,048 --> 00:27:21,325 I'm really sorry. 761 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,687 They made me do it. 762 00:27:23,692 --> 00:27:25,909 They're the ones. They gave me the drugs, 763 00:27:25,914 --> 00:27:28,412 and they-they called these talented hookers. 764 00:27:28,417 --> 00:27:30,535 Blair, how dare you? 765 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,918 Oh, I shoulda known you didn't change, Keith. 766 00:27:32,923 --> 00:27:34,140 And to think I was gonna ask you 767 00:27:34,144 --> 00:27:35,906 to take things to the next level tonight. 768 00:27:35,911 --> 00:27:37,322 No, no, no, Mike, I was gonna ask you 769 00:27:37,326 --> 00:27:39,185 - to take things to the next level. - You... 770 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:41,192 Mike! Mike! 771 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:45,212 - Oh, God! - Fuck! 772 00:27:45,217 --> 00:27:47,375 Mrs. Blackmore? 773 00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:50,378 My carpet. Doug, will you still be signing? 774 00:27:50,383 --> 00:27:51,901 - Honey butter... - Oh, God! 775 00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:53,504 - Maxine has passed! - Honey butter! 776 00:27:53,508 --> 00:27:55,026 God damn it, Maxine. 777 00:27:55,031 --> 00:27:57,909 I can't with all of these dead bodies! 778 00:27:57,914 --> 00:28:00,432 Honey butter, wake up! 779 00:28:00,437 --> 00:28:02,234 It is spotted. 780 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -